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Beware, this will be a long read. This is on purpose. If you can't bear to read more than a paragraph of anything, we probably will have nothing in common. Keep flagging for no reason and I'll keep posting. If you replied before I finally got into my . I would love another reply. To start, I am 40 but look much younger. However, if you're younger than 27 I'm probably not what you're looking for. I just need some chit chat. Need to bullshit and blab and vent and be sarcastic....send stupid pictures of tiny pigs in fireman boots, be but funny and all that. I'm funny and honest and will chat your ear off out of pure nervousness at first. I'm a lesbian and I'm fan-freaking-tastic.. I'm also intelligent and overly empathetic. I'm looking for some honest friends and not really looking for a girlfriend, but who knows, maybe we just may hit it off. I've been in too many long relationships and I'm done with that until it absolutely feels right. I may be down with fwb but, I don't know, it hasn't been something that has worked out..who knows though, right? I'm not into political bigots that are overly conservative and hateful. I have no need to argue your opinion over anyone's but I will argue over who has the best collection of hilarious pictures of babies doing ridiculous things. I've got dogs, of them. I live downtown, love beer, being late and being irresponsibly responsible. I'm a bit of a flirt, well, a lot of a flirt but I'm shy, regardless of whatever...so I hope you can deal with that! I can sometimes chat your face off through text too. Don't be a text snob. I love grabbing a beer and socializing. I'm not so much into clubs. I will go to certain bars though. Love local restaurants and fresh foods. So if you're awesome, fun, cool and sexy...bonus. Maybe something could come of it but I'm not in any hurry. Just know I'm NOT into BBW (bigger girls), butch, manly gals etc. We're all BEAUTIFUL, believe me, but that's just not my type, no offense, we can be friends as long as no expectations are there. The kicker, if you have read this far put "Love Dogs" in your subject line. You? Intelligent, funny, have your own life, responsible, empathetic, talented and can do for yourself. You need to be strong and kind and non judgmental. You have to love life and the intricate ways of people. Love the little things and your time on this earth. I just really would love to be around someone who makes me laugh all the time, has a beautiful heart and soul and loves to be happy. Physiy? Long hair or can pull off a short style, that's fine too...Beautiful eyes, thin to a little curvy and a cuddle fan like me with a beautiful smile. I'm a sucker for a face and body, aren't we all but the qualities within need to match your outer appearances. That being said, I'm a picky so don't be offended if I don't like you like that but I'm an awesome friend. I will make sure you're always happy, laughing and confident regardless. I have a pool and swim in it daily with my dogs, who are my best friends. I like to ride my stretch beach cruiser all over down town, I know my neighbors, local business owners and I treat everyone with the respect and gratitude they deserve. I also love snapping , specially of the sky. I've attached some of my . Personally, I'm a boy that's girly until it comes to open toed shoes and skirts but on occasions I will bust out in a little dress. I have shoulder length, little longer, brown super curly hair that's my own curl and big dimples. I have been told my eyes and lips are my best feature. I'm in size too but I do work out to lose pounds gained in a previous relationship. I am 5'8" tall, really long legs. I've got tattoos and smaller gauged ears and I am half half Austrian. I love to make people laugh until they pee themselves so be prepared. I'm a Libra and a water ox, just putting that out there. For the record, No... I don't think your man is hot and i don't want to sleep with him or have him watch blah blah and yes I'm sexy too. No men, if you have one we can be friends
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